To Ben, To Hasten His Recovery

Oh, to be assaulted
When Recovering from a wreck
By Donna's pen exalted--
Don't you want to wring her neck?

It's enough to have wee vermin
Squirmin' in your leg
Without another sermon
From an eccentic friend of Meg.

Know it's difficult defending
Agains unsolicited verse,
So make sure your body's mending
For escape from verse that's worse.

(You see, the purpose behind all these
horrendous verses you're receiving
is to get you mobile fast so you can
evade poetic persecution by unsavory
acquaintances of your parents.)
Wishing you well!!
-Mary Ned, Frank, Jared, and Leah Fotis